Schmaltz Shield Antacid

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Introducing Schmaltz Shield™, the world’s first antacid made by Acidic Jews, for Acidic Jews. Whether you’re fressing at the Kiddush table, going for that third kugel slice, or braving a farbrengen...

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Introducing Schmaltz Shield™, the world’s first antacid made by Acidic Jews, for Acidic Jews. Whether you’re fressing at the Kiddush table, going for that third kugel slice, or braving a farbrengen fire, heartburn shouldn’t be part of your Shabbos plans.

 

Packed with 12 chewable Kiddush Grape Juice flavored tablets and fortified with extra strength 180mg Oy-meprazole, this convenient travel sized tube ensures you’re always prepared no matter where the reflux strikes.

 

Perfect for Every Kiddush Warrior:

 

Post-Cholent Regret: When the beans fight back.

Herring Hangover: For when you’ve marinated yourself.

Whiskey Woes: Because farbrengen fire belongs in your soul, not your esophagus.

On the Go Relief: Compact and portable; fits right in your tallis bag or Bekishe pocket.

 

Available wherever kiddush is consumed.